REPUBLIC OF DSoE

The 2018/19 season ended just weeks ago but it seems that the battles, rivalries and divisions that developed over its tumultuous 38-week course have surfaced in a way few expected. The right-wing rise of the DSoE became a familiar fixture […]

ROAD TO THE SAKO

18 teams.1-match knockouts.The SaKo returns. It marks the beginning of a long journey for Cacos and Eh Puis Merce as the non-league representatives in this year’s competition—both teams will face six games before glory whereas those in DoBo will have […]

HALF-TERM REPORT: DODI

Dodi’s capacity to surprise, entertain and confound continues, unabated, with this year’s crop of doldrum-dwelling reprobates turning up a potent mix of high-performance and high-comedy. Surprisingly, Northern Borras and Michael Jones lead the chasing pack after avoiding blowing their load […]

DTA IN DE ZEEUW COUP

The club today announced the arrival of the former Downsy’s 11 and Super Ted FC Director of Football in a major hire for the DoDi specialists. Surprisingly sacked by Super Ted FC following the club’s relegation, De Zeeuw was offered […]

DAVIES’ DSoE ESCAPE

The second time was supposed to be different for Stephen Davies. After “escaping the cult of DSoe” once already, the impressionable DTA manager was lured back again under the premise that there would be no inappropriate touching, this time. In […]