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DoDi SEASON PREVIEW

It might be the lesser celebrated of the league’s three divisions but DoDi rarely fails to entertain. Whether it’s for the right or wrong reasons, it’s a division that gave us Liam Stokes Massey’s last day collapse that sparked Michael […]

DoWo SEASON PREVIEW

Back once again (with the ill behaviour), DoWo returns with its oddest mix of managerial miscreants yet. Loaded with a circus of former DoBo, DoWo and DoDi title-winners, there’s no shortage of silverware in this year’s second division, even if […]

DoBo SEASON PREVIEW

Four months on and the dust has (almost) settled on Borussia Teeth’s incredible DoBo title win. It was a season where tradition took a kicking, established giants like Farts of Midlothian fell and a dynasty ended with Michael Davies and […]

DOWNS DONE?

To many, Sean Downs was a cockroach. But not in a negative way—more in his innate ability to survive, last and escape when all other angles seemed impossible. If a nuclear winter ever arrived, Sean Downs would survive it, down […]

DTA IN DE ZEEUW COUP

The club today announced the arrival of the former Downsy’s 11 and Super Ted FC Director of Football in a major hire for the DoDi specialists. Surprisingly sacked by Super Ted FC following the club’s relegation, De Zeeuw was offered […]

DAVIES’ DSoE ESCAPE

The second time was supposed to be different for Stephen Davies. After “escaping the cult of DSoe” once already, the impressionable DTA manager was lured back again under the premise that there would be no inappropriate touching, this time. In […]

REPUBLIC OF DSoE

The 2018/19 season ended just weeks ago but it seems that the battles, rivalries and divisions that developed over its tumultuous 38-week course have surfaced in a way few expected. The right-wing rise of the DSoE became a familiar fixture […]

ROAD TO THE SAKO

18 teams.1-match knockouts.The SaKo returns. It marks the beginning of a long journey for Cacos and Eh Puis Merce as the non-league representatives in this year’s competition—both teams will face six games before glory whereas those in DoBo will have […]